Ah.......... Wham bam thank you ma'am!

Lara and I were talking yesterday about fuck-buddy relationships, and when/how they always go wrong. Lara said something along the lines of "It's like ordering to-go but never being able to just grab your food and leave."
And then I thought about it, and it's a pretty good analogy.
Fuck-buddy relationships usually always eventually get to that point of "sit-in meals."
You'll always be there longer than you expected.

The whole time, you and your server will be trying to figure out what the other person is thinking and the server will only care about how much money you have in your pocket.

Usually you will get something completely different than what you ordered.
You'll always be pressured to drink, and whenever you order an apetizer, it will be to show hospitality, or because they were on sale.
Desert is always smaller than in the picture.
And you'll feel obligated to tip, even if the service wasn't very good.
No one enjoys sit down restaraunts unless they want to be there. And I'm sure this metaphor has been used many times before, but I'm always behind on my game.
So anyways, Lara told me to write this down yesterday, so I'm writing it here. I don't really have a personal opinion on the matter right now, but I find the fact that I still attempt to help people with their problems when I don't even really know what I'm doing in my own life, funny.